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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 06:02
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why is Nickelback known to be a bad band?
Thumbs down again.
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No, not a chance
Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?
Hysterias & Posteriors
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
How do I get my body in shape?
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Have you ever secretly watched someone while they were doing something private?
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Can you explain the meaning of "mint condition" in relation to antiques or collectibles?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Founder of 23andMe buys back company out of bankruptcy auction - Ars Technica
Still no good.
No way
Minds and Behinds
Experimental cholesterol pill cuts heart attack risk with 'convenient' once-daily dose - AOL.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to